We Are Not Vampires

Date: Jul 26, 2026 1:30 pm
Designed by Lizzie Stark and Jason Morningstar. Welcome to WE ARE NOT VAMPIRES, the reality competition where regular Joes do regular stuff in normal ways! Throughout the program, our competitors will be put to the test, going head-to-head in contests designed to test their humanity in ways both simple and complex. On the line-a quarter million dollars!

Content: Satirical humor about vampires pretending to be humans. Characters are actual vampires (except possibly one vampire-wanna-be) in a reality TV show style competition, with the facilitator playing the host.

Tone: Campy, vampire- and reality-show-trope-based humor.

Recommended for: Players who like thinking on their feet, improvising, and getting silly; players who enjoy reveling in and subverting vampire and reality TV tropes. This scenario supports the "play to lose" aesthetic, which says that losing can be as fun as (or even more fun than) winning.
GM/Facilitator: Anne Wiltgen
Category: LARP
Duration: 4 hours
Spaces: 8
Minimum Players: 4
System & Mechanics: freeform game
Content Warnings: Blood, physical harm, vampire tropes. Optional fake reality-show romance.
Safety Tools: Stoplight

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